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*burn it down...*
Feb. 17th, 2006 11:07 amsomeone, somewhere lost the memo that this is supposed to be WINTER. in CANADA. where it's COLD. and SNOWY. note all the key words here, people.
it should not be raining. there should not be 2 feet of slush in the roads which conveniently sprays up in arcs 7 feet high when cars pass by even at low speeds, then promptly land on the cringing pedestrians. we are all in fear of drowning. it should not go from 6 degrees to -16 in two hours, as it is proposing to do, when we will NOT be living in a winter wonderland, but a land of frozen hell with two feet of FROZEN slush in the roads, insanely high winds, and frostbite for all as the mess sinks into your waterproof boots.
i have no problem with the cold. i love the snow. i just can't stand this mess that they're trying to pawn off on us as winter. you lie.
and to make it all better, this'll likely keep me from getting the car this weekend. *fortifies a small corner of the office with boxes and paperclip missiles, then dares anyone to approach*
it should not be raining. there should not be 2 feet of slush in the roads which conveniently sprays up in arcs 7 feet high when cars pass by even at low speeds, then promptly land on the cringing pedestrians. we are all in fear of drowning. it should not go from 6 degrees to -16 in two hours, as it is proposing to do, when we will NOT be living in a winter wonderland, but a land of frozen hell with two feet of FROZEN slush in the roads, insanely high winds, and frostbite for all as the mess sinks into your waterproof boots.
i have no problem with the cold. i love the snow. i just can't stand this mess that they're trying to pawn off on us as winter. you lie.
and to make it all better, this'll likely keep me from getting the car this weekend. *fortifies a small corner of the office with boxes and paperclip missiles, then dares anyone to approach*
