i couldn't resist this...

"The squirrel is master of all that has lasted
Time, space, nothing.
It all passes through the spasmadic tail of the furry one
Obey the lord, obey the master
I am the only one.
Concern yourself not with the reason of being.
I am your answer,
Fear none but me.
I am the master of all that will be.
Obey, fool!"
~ Foamy